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Status: At home and ok
Projects: Sewing Mituna's costume, Blackeyed and some Mass effect Drabbles.
Current Games: Mass effect 1
Music of the moment: Shout out out out:- Bad choices
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Hello my name is Paris Valentine, you can find out more about me by clicking about my blog.
Note: this blog is in the process of being updated, so forgive me if the pages don't match at present.
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Homestuck Stuff
LAND OF PILLOWS AND CANDLES


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PROSPIT DREAMER

I ship Makaras X Captors a heck of a lot, just as a small warning to any and everyone out there. I can RP all six of them too! (Mituna,Psii,Gamzee,Kurloz,Sollux,Ghb in order of most to least preferable.) I have THE BEST Ghb rper in the world in the form of my moirail however. I am truly blessed <>

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Spell and Potion Book Tutorial from Better After. This is a really good tutorial using plastic toys, a glue gun, cardstock, paper towels etc… This DIY is based on a tutorial by SEEING THINGS - my favorite Halloween Blog that had great printables and tutorials and is now DEAD & GONE. This is why if I see a printable I like, I don’t wait until later to download it.

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// 17:50 PM
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#destiel #supernatural #spn

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

carrionofmywaywardson:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.

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I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life

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pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

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// 2:00 AM
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#mass effect #queue pies

Gamer sex tip #25

asaridancer:

Instead of moaning, make reaper sounds. 

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// 21:21 PM
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#lol wtf #africa #shit i gotta show my dad

mythaelogy:

so the 30-year-old song “Africa” by Toto is now number one on itunes because some radio station convinced the whole population of new zealand to buy it simultaneously 

this is the best fucking thing ive heard all year

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grapeyguts:

sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya shitty modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?

Huh.

That would explain a few things.

(points) (points) (points)

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homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

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1-Month-Left Rewatch Day 3
Person of Interest 3x03 Lady Killer

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maggielacivious:

GGOOGDBYE

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counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

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#music

vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

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kickstartaholic:

this will always be my favorite vine ever

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earloffabulousness:

this movie was a cinematic masterpiece 

(Source: luxueuxshit, via homosexyautomaton)

gameofneedles:

feralworks:

galebana:

ayuruchan:

Hey, I’m curious!

Hey I’m curious too!

Sure, why not? I’m curious.

yes please!

(via mother-machinegun)

#STEVEN MOFFAT

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